Deflate Gate-Suspensions or Fines,That’s Fine

Deflate Gate

This year revenues for the National Football League will be somewhere just north of $9 billion, which means the league remains the most lucrative in the world.

Wells,Wells with that kind of pocket change available to him, it is clearly understandable why the prominent attorney Theodore V. “Ted” Wells, Jr. who attended Harvard Business School and Harvard Law School,was able to conclude in his report on the very sensitive issue of football air pressure that Tom Brady,quarterback for the N.E Patriots football organization,was “at least generally aware”of wrong doing regarding the psi (pounds per square inch) of footballs used in a professional football game.Mr. Well’s also concluded that “it is more probable than not”that Tom Brady-and on and on he went.I would have more than happy to have been that detailed for $100 and a cheeseburger lunch!

This report brings back memories of a very sad moment in my life.I had decided to propose marriage to my girl friend and decided that this would be a very effective approach-”Sweetheart,it is more probable than not that I am deeply in love with you,will you marry me?She responded by saying”I am at least generally aware of my feelings for you but they are this time inconclusive.”

She went on to be an attorney.No,only kidding!

This is my personal conclusion on this matter.The NFL(Now Fantasy League),the media,sports writers,and anyone connected in any way to this tangled web that has been weaved,should make available to the fans and general public a statement of gratitude to the New England Patriots football organization and especially Tom Brady for enhancing their financial status since this entire matter will be and already has been a source of tremendous revenue.Think of the possibilities,newspaper articles,magazine articles,hats,t-shirts,anything in any way that can be connected to all of this will make financial fingers quite busy for months,even years to come.Certainly this will carry on well after Super Bowl 50 which I predict the Patriots will win.

Thank you for your attention and I will soon be releasing my investigation on basketball pressure and density.


As a result of the Well’s investigation, Tom Brady could be fined or suspended.As of this writing,1:47pm Monday,May 11,I do not really know if a decision has been made but since the NFL’s policy of releasing information SOON usually equals 10 weeks or more, I feel comfortable waiting for preseason games to get caught up.

First of all a fine of any amount ,more probable than not,will not cause Mr. Brady’s checking account to be over drawn.That’s fine.

Now let’s talk about suspension-any where from one game to an entire season. Good!That will offer Jimmy Garoppolo the opportunity to take over the quarterback position just as Tom Brady did after Drew Bledsoe’s injury.So now we will have a young quarterback again to lead the Patriots to more Super Bowl victories. The Patriots,it seem’s to me,don’t plan seasons ahead,they plan decades ahead.That’s fine.

Thanks Ted and Roger.


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