The Judgement Day

images“Tell St. Peter at the Golden Gate that you hate to make him wait but you just gotta have another cigarette”

HEAVEN IS REAL!–IT’S NOT JUST A FANCY DREAMLAND WAY OFF IN OUTER SPACE SOMEWHERE!

The entrance into Heaven has been updated due to the large amount of applicants being reviewed.I’m sure all of you have been through this before but let’s take a look:

1.) Name

2.) Age

3.) SS #

4.) Goodness or Badness

To reach Gabriel press 1-Noah press 2-All other calls will be answered in the order that they were recieved. Now at the front desk:

Take file number 98.6-Freddy Fever,and check his records,his tweets,his posts,and social behavior.He is applying for a position in blogging management including sharing,website functions,spell checking,themes,and settings.This is a voluntary position so it will not be necessary to discuss salary arrangements-however all written documents must be rated PG and must be submitted for approval.An email will be sent to Mr. Fever with a link to click on if he wishes to accept this proposal.

    If not,another one bites the dust.
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